Friends With Real Benefits

By Joe R. Maldonado

They say real friends don’t let you down. What about friends with benefits? I’m a grown up woman and have a right to have a colorful sex life. So yes, I had some friends with benefits in the past. However they all let me down. All but one and I will tell you all about them.

How can a friend with benefit let you down? There may be several ways for him to that that. First of all before you become friends with benefit, you don’t know anything about his size. When saying size I am not talking about shoe size of course. So a friend with both benefits and a small penis doesn’t have so many benefits. You can be sure that he is very happy with you, doesn’t think the same way about you and benefit must go two ways in my opinion. Do you know what happens when they come early? I’ll tell you what, you are let down. Your friend must be fit for your size good for your time!

When friends fall in love, the friendship ends. It sometimes happens. It is very bad for you if your friend with benefits fall in love with you but what is worse is if you fall in love with him. I had experience in both and don’t recommend for anyone. This is one of the worst case scenarios that can happen in a relationship like this. Always ends in tears, always ends in agony and for both sides. How can you avoid this disaster? I really don’t know, so maybe you must ask your psychologist about that. Your friend must not make you emotional and vice versa.

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Sometimes your friend starts to go steady with some girl or sometimes he even decides to get married. In this case he sometimes wants to continue your relation with benefits. Hey, this is a great chance to be the other woman thank you for giving me this chance and I want to say that I joined this competition for the ‘world peace.’ No way my dear sisters! I’m not playing the game like that; I didn’t sign up to be pigs with benefits. And what if he wants to end our relationship because of his dedication to the steady life style? Okay we will end it of course but who will I benefit from thereafter? We can’t change the on-going nature of things. Your friend must be someone who will never go steady or marry.

You know the perfect friends with benefits? I took my lesson, now all my friends come with real benefits. I use sex toys and vibrators. I can choose any size according to my mood, they never ask for things I don’t want to do, they never come early, they don’t fall in love with me and cry like a baby, I don’t fall in love with them (maybe not true but I can deal with it more easily), they don’t get married or want me to be their forbidden love.

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